Total Medals Earned: 1,896 (From 198 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,555 Points
Medals Earned: 12/17 (280/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (190/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/375 points)
Check out the Credits
Create a stack of 10 birds
Unlock 1 Feather Door
Unlock 2 Feather Doors
Unlock 3 Feather Doors
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/130 points)
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.