Total Medals Earned: 1,896 (From 198 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,555 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (45/45 points)
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
ew..
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You got the good ending!!
Bad ending! Violence is never the answer!
Worst ending! Boooo!! You suck!!
You got the True Ending!!